well, hello there. you're currently in the basement, basically where everything went obsolete here. in here, you'll find some archived pages, but most of them aren't archived because i accidentally corrupted those pages. intentionally, of course, because it feels like i'm gonna break my 'feature creature' character energy and role whenever someone mentions that the webmaster forgot to archive them, but no, i intentionally corrupted it. right now, i don't have anything to show, so the only thing i can do here is to stare at you while the webmaster kindly lists all of the obsolete pages here.